Hei - Li Shengshun

[Clicking sounds, shuffling sounds, a loud beep and a sound of surprise.]

Can't believe this place has its own phone. Wait, there's a light on now. I think it's doing something.

[Quiet, feminine voice in the background,] Voicemail.

Voice...? Oh, right. Do we need voicemail? No one's really going to call us...

[Looooong silence, some background muttering, then a plaintive meow and the sound of footsteps.]

I think it's recording...has it been on the whole time? Um, I guess this is my voicemail. This is...well, if you're calling, you know who this is. Hm... Is that it? Ugh, how do normal people do this?

Oh, right. I guess if this comes on, it means I'm not here. So...leave a message and I'll get back to you? Or. I might see you before then. Anyway.

[Another silence.]

How do I turn it--? [Loud beep.]